Waste of An Hourglass Figure
Recorded during my online show on 9th July 2026.
Content Note/Warning: body/gender dysphoria, mention of transphobia, gender social norms, swears
Overall vibe: fed up
Lyrics
Verse 1
What a waste of an hourglass figure
To give it to a person who’d rather be
Bigger round the middle and smaller up top
It feels like a scam that we can’t interchange our body parts on a whim
I’d give you my chest, you could give me your thing
Pre-Chorus
What’s it take to make a man or a woman?
What’s it take to make a person who’s filling
Their life with as much joy as they can?
Let me say this clearly as I hold your hand
Chorus
There’s bigger things to fret about
Than who’s got an innie and who’s got an out
Don’t waste our time with your bullshit
You don’t really care you’re just looking for conflict
Verse 2
What a mess of your priorities
To moan about and hassle people who are just
living their life authentically
It seems like you don’t understand science beyond basics that you learnt at school
You’re just trying to justify being cruel
And don’t you know
Chorus
There’s bigger things to fret about
Than who’s got an innie and who’s got an out
Don’t waste our time with your bullshit
You don’t really care you’re just looking for conflict
Instrumental
Bridge
Like the bullies in the playground
Wanna push us around
You’re scared of what you don’t know
So you choose to be loud
You tell us all it’s simple
Cause you’d rather not learn
That everything you thought you knew
Is not carved in stone
Because who are you to say
Pre-Chorus
what’s it take to make a man or a woman?
What’s it take to make a person who’s filling
Their life with as much joy as they can?
Let me say this clearly as I hold your hand
Chorus
There’s bigger things to fret about
Than who’s got an innie and who’s got an out
Don’t waste our time with your bullshit
You don’t really care you’re just looking for conflict
No you don’t really care you’re just looking for conflict
Behind the Scenes
